February 2012
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In August of 1990 I found myself laying on my stomach in the woods with a pair...
– Kathleen Hanna, Our Hit Parade (via grrrlstudies)
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“Sometimes I find myself asking, ‘What would Tilda do?’, because I’d rather believe in her than Jesus.”
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ghostpussy replied to your photoset: I havent slept yet and all I want is a bucket…
Grrrrl, your skin/eyebrows/hair looks so goooooood~ CAN I HOLLA?
You can send all written compliments/dating applications to lizzie@big-giant-loser.com
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January 2012
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When you make a list of things to do
but end up staying in your room all day because of your crippling anxiety over the company your parents invited to your house. Remember that scene in Addams Family Values when Fester is hiding upstairs unwilling to greet his family when they visit his new home? Basically, that is me when people are around. I know, I’m so well adjusted. #whatsocialskills?
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Plague
Who knew working in the ~beauty industry~ meant never coming into work when you’re sick. Your homegirl didn’t get this memo today. I walked in hacking my lungs out when my manager told me to leave. Not even going to lie, I immediately thought the following: “Is she sending me home because I might kill my 60 year old co-workers with this cold?” The answer is, probz.
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"Stunted Growth Aggressively Ugly Hot"
-Nathan I am now going to use this to answer that awkward question; “What is your type?”
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December 2011
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“I Am Divine!” I’ve never wanted to watch anything more in my life than this.
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Feeling way gross that my 11 year old niece has to be introduced to TLC via Glee……
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WHAT IS MY LIFE?
Today at work I was being a total Fern Mayo trying not to look at anyone on my way to get pizza, #obvz. As I break my focus from the floor to look up, I notice this 5”1’ bald middle aged disaster totally gay gazing me! Creeped out I model through it smzing my way through the crowd when he walks across me, stops and starts to walk parallel next to me and says in the most pathetic hushed...
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TOO MUCH FEELINGS FOR ONE MORNING.
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"From Abraxas to Zankou. To the demon who killed...
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